Yes, it’s true. My cat is better than yours. Oh, I’m sure you have a fine feline, a magnificent example of all that is good and noble for these furry little carnivores, but it doesn’t matter. My cat wins, hands down. If this were a prize fight, the referee would have called it. If we were in court, the judge would have declared “no contest,” and my cat and I would walk out, hand in paw, victorious.
No, you might as well admit it. My cat, the finest example the species has ever had to offer, is the best. Supreme. Truly a great beast.
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