Category Archives: Smattering

I do not have the strength to lick the siding from my house

Steaming Like an Old Man’s Dreams

I was old once, for a minute, but I got over it. I took a look in the mirror and then forgot all about it. I looked at my hands and decided to look somewhere else. I smelled something, something in the air, something from long ago, and then I remembered. Everything. Her hair, her […]

September 17, 2010 – 6:23 pm | By mistermeyer | Posted in General, Smattering | Tagged | Comments (0)

Stage Left

Lazy afternoons breed lazy minds. That’s what the sign said, the sign right behind the meat cutter. The meat cutter that hadn’t sliced anything in three days, the meat cutter in the deli that had been empty for three days at the back of a store that hadn’t seen a customer in three days. And […]

September 14, 2010 – 3:59 pm | By mistermeyer | Posted in Smattering | Tagged , | Comments (0)

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Come, mister tallyman — tally me banana!

September 9, 2010 – 8:36 am | By mistermeyer | Posted in Smattering | Tagged , , | Comments (0)

It’s not time

What happens if I drink this?

September 7, 2010 – 7:46 am | By mistermeyer | Posted in Smattering | Tagged , , | Comments (0)